When people have a boy/girlfriend for a week and then they say their in love
melted ice cream
parents who try to live their dream lives through their children
People who don't know how to shut up.
When Cats eat stuff
drive through people who don't speak human
National Treasure (Nicholas Cage in general)
Ppl who tlk lyk dis
rich people who think they're poor
"That's what she said" jokes
Teachers who pick favorites
The song "Friday"